wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
(via truth-but-no-logic)
| teacher: | what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore. |
| me: | sorry. |
| parents: | you don't appreciate anything. |
| me: | sorry. |
| friends: | you're too depressing. |
| me: | sorry. |
| ex: | i never could really love you. |
| me: | sorry. |
| mother: | have you gained weight? |
| me: | i don't know, sorry.. |
| everyone: | stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop. |
| me: | sorry.... |
Anonymous
Well shit hey
Anonymous
Last I checked it was 17
Anonymous
Tampons but I don’t get my period anymore so
