May 2013
“Nobody can save you but yourself — and you’re worth saving. It’s a war not...”
– Charles Bukowski (via dancingskeleton)
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
me: sorry.
parents: you don't appreciate anything.
me: sorry.
friends: you're too depressing.
me: sorry.
ex: i never could really love you.
me: sorry.
mother: have you gained weight?
me: i don't know, sorry..
everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
me: sorry....
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Anonymous asked: "Anything under 18.5 is very underweight and malnourished." Bmi site on google lol
Anonymous asked: Why don't you menstruate anymore? Maybe your body is unhealthy. What's your BMI, love?
Anonymous asked: this is probably a weird question but i'm just bored. do you use tampons or pads?
Anonymous asked: Where are you visiting in Europe?
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I just want to be in Europe already.
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell:
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
person: you need to smile more
me: you need to fuck off
